Well, what an interesting week it has been. And here at The News Conduit, we’ve not only been covering the popular stories, but also those stories that are slightly off-center. Here’s a summary of the top 10 news stories you didn’t hear about this week:
1) Anyone up for a peroxide enema?
17 tourists in the spa town of Yessentuki (in Russia) were treated to enemas of hydrogen peroxide instead of water, and all 17 had to be admitted to hospital after the mix-up. Apparently the mix-up occurred because water and hydrogen peroxide look the same, which has led us at TNC to speculate that pure-alcohol, nail polish remover, and lemonade enemas will be offered to customers in the future – a move which will surely make the monotous process of having an enema a tad more exciting.
One thing is certain, however – at least the tourists who received the hydrogen peroxide (one of the common chemicals used to bleach hair) enemas will have the whitest GI tracts seen in intestinal history.
[Via news.com.au]
