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Top 10 News Stories You Didn’t Hear About Last Week

Posted by thenewsconduit on February 4, 2008

Well, what an interesting week it has been. And here at The News Conduit, we’ve not only been covering the popular stories, but also those stories that are slightly off-center. Here’s a summary of the top 10 news stories you didn’t hear about this week:

1) Anyone up for a peroxide enema?

Hydrogen Peroxide

17 tourists in the spa town of Yessentuki (in Russia) were treated to enemas of hydrogen peroxide instead of water, and all 17 had to be admitted to hospital after the mix-up. Apparently the mix-up occurred because water and hydrogen peroxide look the same, which has led us at TNC to speculate that pure-alcohol, nail polish remover, and lemonade enemas will be offered to customers in the future – a move which will surely make the monotous process of having an enema a tad more exciting.

One thing is certain, however – at least the tourists who received the hydrogen peroxide (one of the common chemicals used to bleach hair) enemas will have the whitest GI tracts seen in intestinal history.

[Via news.com.au]

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Apple silent over rumors of new iPod

Posted by thenewsconduit on February 1, 2008

Pacemaker

Could this be the new iPacemaker?

In May of last year, a 17-year-old high school student presented a study to a meeting of heart specialists, detailing the effects of iPods on 100 patients with pacemakers. (Read about it here, courtesy of Engadget.) It was found that electrical interference was detected from iPods when held close to a person’s chest half the time.

But in a new study by an FDA researcher, the effects of the electrical interference of an iPod on a pacemaker are said to be virtually nil, contradicting two previous studies (that of the 17-year-old high school student, and another) that came to different conclusions.

In an exclusive for TNC, we contacted an Apple employee and asked about these developments.

“Obviously there were concerns within [Apple] that our product might be harmful to some people in the population who rely on pacemakers to survive,” said the employee, who wishes to remain nameless. “But there were rumors that suggested a new type of iPod might be designed for the pacemaker market.”

The “iPacemaker”, as it has been so-called in industry speculation, was thought to be currently in development, although there has yet to have been confirmation from sources inside Apple.

Now, with this new FDA study coming to light, industry experts are starting to doubt if there ever was an iPacemaker project.

“We all thought that it would be a great new market for [Apple],” said John Patrin at a technology conference yesterday. “But with this new study purportedly proving that the iPod is safe, they still haven’t revealed any details. If they were going to make an announcement, today would have been ideal.”

In the past, Apple has found it difficult to break into the older market because, as one marketer surmised, “they haven’t found a proper entry point for the iPod product.”

Speculation suggested that the iPacemaker was to be powered by a groundbreaking new technique that involved harvesting slight amounts of electricity from nerve signals close to the heart, a breakthrough that could have huge implications for certain medical procedures.

Another feature was said to be a new layout for the control of the iPacemaker. “For instance, if you wanted to scroll through your music list, you would just have to circle your finger around your left nipple,” said Patrin. “The right nipple would be for volume, while music could be uploaded and downloaded via a wireless connection.”

No one knows how the sound would reach the user’s ears, however, although some have suggested a similar method to that used for patients with Parkinson’s disease – an internal wire would run from the iPacemaker directly to the ear drum. In addition, only the user would be able to hear the music – a move that the Public Transport Association is enthusiastic about.

One thing is for sure – if Apple denies these rumors, a whole generation could once again be excluded from advances in modern technology, as has happened so many times in the past.

[via Reuters and Engadget]

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Bluetooth Helps Double Amputee to Walk Again

Posted by thenewsconduit on February 1, 2008

Our Medical Technology correspondent reports:

Bluetooth Amputee

The new trend in wheelchair bumper-bars

Marine Lance Cpl. Joshua Bleill was an ordinary solider in Iraq, until he lost both his legs above the knees in an explosion on 15th October, 2006. But with the aid of Bluetooth (a short-range wireless technology commonly used for purposes such as connecting ear pieces to mobile phones) he is slowly starting to learn to walk again. Using the Bluetooth technology, the two artificial legs communicate with each other from devices strapped to the ankles of each. The legs mimic each other to more readily adapt to various challenges such as stairs and hills. The technology is still in its infancy, however.

“I can walk without canes, but it’s not real pretty,” Bleill said.

In an exclusive for The News Conduit, we asked Bleill how well his new legs have integrated into his life:

“Oh, they’re great. It means less time in the wheelchair for me, although my girlfriend and I always keep one close by. I’ve found that when I walk near something like a microwave or radio station the legs often stop responding, or do unexpected things.”

When pressed further as to what these “unexpected things” were, Bleill refused to comment. Our resident mad-scientist, however, pointed us to this, Wallace and Gromit: The Wrong Trousers, a popular television show that details a possible scenario.

With such great strides being taken in prosthetic technology, the question on everyone’s mind is: Why do prosthetic legs need to wear shoes?

[Via CNN]

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