Rudy Giuliani’s New Career Path

It’s all smiles for Rudy

In an exclusive for The News Conduit, Rudy Giuliani revealed that it’s not all doom-and-gloom after dropping out of the Republican Presidential race on Wednesday.

“Several denture-adhesive companies have asked me to endorse their product, but I’m keeping my options open,” said Giuliani after endorsing fellow Republican, Senator John McCain.

Sources close to the former New York mayor confirm that he’s also considering several offers from the building-demolition industry.

Smash the Bottle of Champagne!

A giant welcome from the TNC team! We’re still working out a few issues, so our photography correspondentn has kindly agreed to get the ball rolling. Here we have a photo:

“A man looks through the window of a vehicle after heavy snowfall in Sonada village, about 55km (34 miles) north of the northeastern Indian city of Siliguri.” (Courtesy of Reuters)

In an exclusive for The News Conduit, we came out from behind the camera to interview the man just photographed, but received no response to our inquiries. Our correspondent had this to say about the matter: “I’m pretty sure he’s a mime that’s never seen an actual window before, and doesn’t know what to do.”